q\-tip

q\-tip
1. (Q-tip) (436↑, 130↓)
A little white stick with cotton swabs on either end. Useful for sticking in a bodily orifice where a finger can't reach

little johnny swabbed his asshole with a Q-tip and presented it to his mother

Author: Winnie The Shit http://q-tip.urbanup.com/339978
2. (Q-tip) (374↑, 124↓)
Super smooth rapper of Tribe Called Quest fame

fartsman: hey q-tip, those are some funky fresh jams q-tip: thanks\!

3. (q-tip) (326↑, 122↓)
a person of much older age (60-80s) that still are some what capable of driving, all you can see is there little old white hairs creeping over the steering wheel.

This is crazy that q-tip can't drive for nothing, its immpossible for them to see over the wheel of that lincoln town car.

4. (Q-tip) (99↑, 72↓)
An elderly person. So called because, like a cotton swab, they're white on both ends: white hair and those white walking shoes\!

Everyone was tired of the Q-tip who was holding up the line at the bank.

5. (Q-tip) (12↑, 7↓)
n. When one is about ejaculate, they turn their partners head to the side and ejaculate into ones ear.

Person 1: Get over here im gonna give you a Q-tip Person 2: Whats that? Omg what are you doing to my ear?

6. (Q-tip) (18↑, 12↓)
1. A paper/plasic stick with cotton on both ends of it. Used to clean wax out of your ear or touch up your makeup. 2. An old person with white hair and white walking shoes.

1. "I hadn't cleaned my ears for 5 days. When I finally did, I could hear better, and SO much wax came out\! I had to use 3 Q-tips before it was all out\!" "Haha. Sick\!" 2. "This Q-tip was deaf\! I had to repeat myself, like, 30 times\!" "Dude...That sux\!"

Author: Bond, JAMES bond\! http://q-tip.urbanup.com/3914764
7. (Q-tip) (13↑, 13↓)
An elderly white haired person.

My old teacher is a Q-tip.

Author: Lara Julianne http://q-tip.urbanup.com/3062913
8. (Q-Tip) (0↑, 1↓)
A small plastic item with cotton on each end that can be damaging if used in the ear canal. It can force wax further into the ear and cause compaction. Despite this fact, ignorant people still use them in their ears...cuz what the hell are they good for otherwise?

Dude\! I just came from the doctor and he said I have a massive wax blockage\! What did you do? I used a Q-Tip...

9. (Q-tip) (4↑, 12↓)
Refering to an elderly person or one with white or grey hair.

"I work with a bunch of Q-tips."

10. (Q-tip) (14↑, 22↓)
Similar to the [cotton swab] ... a Q-tip is when you gradually, but unexpectedly, insert your penis into a woman's hatchet wound with your underwear still on.

"That slut thought she had gotten it all, but she was shocked when I slipped her the Q-tip."

11. (Q-tip) (70↑, 91↓)
rapper who sings "Vivrant Thing"

Tell your 14-year-old sister that wasn't a Q-tip in her ear last night... it was R. Kelly's dick.

12. (q-tip) (20↑, 49↓)
old person with gray/white hair.

That old q-tip up there is driving so slow.

13. (Q-Tip) (21↑, 52↓)
The best invention ever. Used by some to poke out their brain, hence their lack of intelligence.

Man, she's so dumb she must have used q-tips today.

Author: Carrie Anderson http://q-tip.urbanup.com/1742268
14. (Q-tip) (32↑, 63↓)
A elderly person operating a motor vehicle.

The Q-tip in front of me was going 25 in a 45 mile an hour zone.

15. (Q-tip) (30↑, 67↓)
abbreviation for "quit taking it personal(ly)"

"He's an alky, so he drinks. Q-tip."

16. (q-tip) (16↑, 56↓)
A poodle with "Balls" of hair at the end of their legs near their feet...making the dogs legs look like Q-tips.

That dog is a damn Q-tip\!

17. (Q-tip) (28↑, 70↓)
A person wearing a turbin on his/her head.

The Q-tip at 7 eleven asked me for ID before I bought the forty.

18. (q-tip) (11↑, 55↓)
Q-Tip also known as "albino" is a rare breed. The scientific name, "albinous qtipous maximus". There is actually only one Q-Tip who lives in Jville(search it). It isnt not very hard to spot this 6'4 creature in his lifting black "JEEP" but keep your eyes out\! YOU DONT WANNA MISS THIS RARE SIGHT\!\!\!

Co- Dude what was that\!? J- Man that was Q-TIP\!\!\!

19. (Q-tip) (13↑, 57↓)
A "soft" whiteboy

A whiteboy who is not tough.

20. (q-tip) (42↑, 87↓)
When you are having sex, you defecate in your partner's ear and then wipe the poop out with your penis.

Hey Carlos, I just q-tipped your mom last night.

21. (Q-tip) (6↑, 54↓)
Ingnorent, aragent, dumb sun of a bitch with a buzz cut

sean brock got a buzz cut now he looks like a q-tip

Author: thomas sweeney http://q-tip.urbanup.com/1973840
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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